How to Crash a Fashion Week Party

Hire a few call girls to roll with

You can call them “working girls” or “escorts,” whatever boats your float. You just need to make sure that there are two beautiful chicks on your arms and one holding your coat. It makes you look wild important. If worst comes to worst and your strapped for cash, I guess you could always just ask your little sister.

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