Honestly, mind fucking blown. Like, I never knew I needed a 6’8 black dude finger rolling on my fibula before, BUT, FUCK, BOY DO I NEED A BLACK DUDE FINGER ROLLING ON MY FIBULA RIGHT NOW. Showing up at a hipster bar in a pair of jorts with these joints showing? FOS (fucked on sight) levels high. Rolling through with John Stockton’s dick basically hanging out of his short shorts on your ankle? Nothing, let me repeat, NOTHING, will get you laid sooner than rolling in with a pair on chucks and these socks on.