If you live in New York City like most of us do, there's a high probability that you've seen some chump all-star with a clip-on pocket knife protruding ever so slightly from their pant pocket. There's nothing wrong with carrying a blade around for self-defense because NEW YORK CITY, but there are most definitely classier ways to do just that. These Laguiole single-blade pocket knives are the perfect alternatives for yuppie motherfuckers like ourselves because, according to Sid Mashburn, they're "used by shepherds and chefs alike" and are "the perfect size for all masculine pursuits." As experts in a variety of lifestyle pursuits, we're SOLD.