Yo, I’m not sure if I ever have written about Brooks Brothers before so you very well may be witnessing a watershed moment. Whatever, this varsity jacket is pretty fucking ill. You’ll look like a cool rich kid that has a tremendous amount of white guilt. I'm not sure if that's the kinda steez you’re going for—just a friendly FYI. Maybe I have written about Brooks Brother because one time in college I asked for a shirt and the salesmen was mad snooty and condescending and acting like I wasn’t really serious about buying something. So, I bought an expensive shirt out of spite. Spite purchases are fun, but I swear to god I ain’t ever worn that shirt. Not even once.