Human Being Journal isn’t the magazine paid for by donations to the Human Fund. No, it’s Need Supply Co.’s in-house magazine. While everyone is rolling their eyes at new magazines, I for one, think it’s great. I mean, no magazine will ever feature the rapid updates and razor sharp witticisms written by yours truly, but they are important to a solid humble brag at your local coffee shop. You can’t leave your computer open, hoping that shorty behind you sees how you love JJJJound, because you visit so many random porn sites you never know what might pop the fuck up and kill your entire romantical strategy. So, you pull out fancy magazines that demonstrate your knowledge of things like paper stock, fonts and kerning. I mean, no one actually knows what the fuck kerning is, but art school girls love talking about that shit.