"The Skirt" is an ongoing series in which Four Pins' resident lady friend, Rachel Seville, becomes the most important woman in your life.

Me, Myself, Yours truly, The author, Notyou: Yes, folks, the proverbial “I” is large and it sure does contain multitudes. Just like your closet. Which contains multitudes of fashion. What? Are we still talking about me? Weren’t we talking about me?

Just for a second, though, let’s not talk about me. Let’s talk about people who are like me, but a little bit different—let’s talk about the most narcissistic people in fashion.

Rachel Seville is a writer living in New York who believes in miracles. Read her blog, Pizza Rulez, here and follow her on Twitter here.