Year Arrested: 2012

Crime: State income tax evasion.

Oh, the life of a Baldwin brother who's not named Alec. We already named him one of the most stylish celebs of the '90s, but Stephen is keeping it crispy in 2013. His mugshot was snapped for a rich man's crime, so why not show up dressed like you're wealthy? Our only qualm: no one should ever "duck-face" for the cameras.