The 25 Funniest "Closed" Signs at Restaurants

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Have you ever been so hungry that your stomach spoke in tongues? You grabbed your coat, texted a couple friends as you sprinted out of the door, and booked it to the local grub spot only to find the lights off and a sad, hand-written note taped to the door. While we understand that in a situation like that, nothing short of a McRib and six apple pies can ease those hunger pains, there is something to be said for a humorous "closed" sign that can make you laugh just loud enough that you can't hear the demonic moans coming from your navel. 

In honor of those nights, we found The 25 Funniest "Closed" Signs at Restaurants. A word of advice: Call ahead or use Seamless. 

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25. Horse Dancing

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24. Battle of Tabouli

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23. For Ever?

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22. Try Again

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21. Dead

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20. Gass

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19. The Cheese Shoppe

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18. Societal Collapse

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17. It's Forbidden

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16. End of the World

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15. 8 Days

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14. Thanksgiving

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13. Closed Christmas

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12. Get Closed

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11. You Should Have Helped

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10. Incontinence

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9. Unconvinced

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8. Shut Happens

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7. Short Staffed

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6. Muppets

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5. Meet

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4. F*** Off

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3. Sushi

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2. Promiscuous Chef

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1. Yo, I Got You

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