Punter, Jacksonville Jaguars
Bryan Anger may have gotten away with this for most of the past season since he plays for the Jaguars, and who honestly cares about the Jaguars. But we're calling him out here for entering combover territory. Embrace it, Bryan, and Bic your dome. Bald white guys with the last name "Anger" usually have a chance of looking like a badass, even if they're the punter.