The 10 Items on Kim and Kanye's Baby Registry

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Do you know how cold it is in Paris during January's Fashion Week? Between sitting front row at the season's most exclusive shows and adorably spitting up on Anna Wintour, Baby 'Ye is gonna need to stave off the cold winds blowing off the Seine. With this onesie from Fendi, the soon-to-be most photographed child in the world won't disappoint when it comes to following in his father's Fashion Week footsteps.

It's become clear that Kanye's fabric of choice of late has been leather. The choices available for draping your small child in dead animal skin are somewhat rare, so we're sure that the spawn of the Louis Vuitton Don is going to enjoy this supple leather jacket from Gucci. Once he masters this piece, it's on to leather sweatpants, leather kilts, and leather sleeves.

When this kid is driving a Bugatti PowerWheels, what else could he wear except the classic Gucci Driver Loafers? Hopefully the child will make sure to cherish his early years of driving his toy luxury cars, because no self-respecting star would be caught dead without their own driver. Expect his parents to match these with a Gucci cover for his baby seat.

Kanye's first son is going to be heading to more fancy soirées before his first birthday than you'll attend in your entire life. The future bawse is gonna need an appropriately powerful outfit, and this pinstripe three piece suit from Dolce & Gabbana is the perfect outfit to make big moves in. Even if those big moves start with baby steps.

While his dad may prefer camel overcoats from mysterious Belgian fashion houses, Baby Yeezy can do no wrong in this classic miniature peacoat from Burberry. Starting out with such a timeless garmenet will allow the toddler to incrementally develop his style so that one day he can rock a shearling-lined Burberry peacoat like his dad.

Oh you thought draping a baby in diamonds was going overboard? This woven silver bracelet from John Hardy features a diamond clasp that will ensure any number one son is also the number one stunna at the playground, the daycare center, or wherever else babies are chilling these days. 

This herringbone shirt from Dolce & Gabbana does double duty as both stylish and practical. The two-tone piece is cutting-edge, while the tweed herringbone will keep Kim and Kanye's kid warm and comfy. With a steez this advanced at such young an age, all the other babies will know that their taste level is only at Baby 'Ye's waist level, which is really really low. 

Fresh out the womb, this baby is going to be on par with some of the most stylish rappers out there when he starts rocking these luxury sneakers from Baby Dior. Joining Pusha-T, Usher, A$AP Rocky, and of course, his father, in European fashion house kicks that combine luxe with casualness, the soon-to-be style icon is going to have babies everywhere jocking his style when he takes his first steps in these.

As the future face of Nike, Balmain, and the Chinese brands that will dominate the fashion landscape when he's of age, Baby 'Ye is too precious for just any old down jacket. When he's enjoying some hot cocoa out of a sippy cup in the Alps, this Moncler snowsuit bag will keep him toasty and protected from any trips, spills, or attempts by Kris Humphries to regain his 15 minutes.

Sadly for Papa West, it seems like Givenchy and Rick Owens have yet to make children's leather kilts. While it may fuck with the kid's psyche and may catch him his first kindegarten beating, it looks like baby Kanye's first kilt will have to come from the girl's section. At least, until Riccardo makes a one-off custom piece for the newest fashion killa.