If anyone is dumb enough to proclaim their love for you, the first thing you should do is test exactly how much by asking them to buy you this $999 Nanamica Riding Coat. Like, my mom claims she would do “anything” for me. Word, mom? How about keeping me laced in some fly ass Americana heritage that's actually Japanese that I don’t need whatsoever, but I tell myself I do because I’m spoiled and shallow. On another note, I always, and I mean ALWAYS, pronounce Nanamica in my head with a Japanese accent. I never say it out loud like that because it’s flat out racist, and I’m better than that. Well, at least, kind of. After I’m done saying it in my head I still laugh.