Look how cool this WTaps jacket is—buttons, shawl collar, zippers, mad pockets, a cool lining, an exorbitant price tag. It’s an all you can eat buffet, but for a jacket. Those leather triangles at either side of the pocket zippers lets everyone know you pay attention to even the smallest of details. Except of course when it comes to your girlfriend and any subtle changes she may have made to her hair. I AM INCAPABLE OF NOTICING PEOPLE’S HAIRCUTS BECAUSE I HAVE NO HAIR AND MY BRAIN REFUSES TO ACKNOWLEDGE THINGS IT’S JEALOUS OF. Also, ending sentences with prepositions.