Who doesn’t need a pony hair hat? Okay, maybe a lot of people. How about, who doesn’t want a pony hair hat? You know what, fuck these questions that will ultimately backfire. GET SOME PONY HAIR HATS BECAUSE THEY LUXE AND GIRLS WILL WANT TO PET YOUR HEAD. Or, girls will be really into wearing these hats, kinda like how they steal your expensive sweats to wear around the house, while they do laundry and watch The Hills on Netflix. By the way, I may or may not have watched the first episode of that show a few days ago and two things: 1. I could totally tell that Heidi was crazy and 2. They have flip phones. DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER FLIP PHONES AND BASIC ASS TEXT MESSAGE FONTS?