This Dries bomber is straight nutso. The fabric is, and I quote, “slightly shimmering silk and polyester”. That tagline gets shit sold in 2013 AND 1972—stunting in multiple decades! Personally, I’m all about the subtle horizontal striping that looks like the last page of a term paper you printed last minute on that printer that was still rocking its original ink cartridge because who the fuck actually buys ink cartridges, amiright? Not many people can pull of salmon, so good luck with that. What are the odds that everyone dresses like Miami Vice this winter? 2:1?