Flowers, chocolates, dinner reservations at a nice restaurant: all things men do to impress women. But come on, that's too boring, we need to think next-level right now. Datta Phuge, a wealthy Indian man, looks to crush all of his competition and ball the fuck out in the process. The result: a shirt made of gold that set him back approximately $22,755 to "impress the ladies." Trinidad James may need to rethink his "All Gold Everything" statement, and make it an audio tribute to Mr. Phugeâ€”the man who makes Mr. T's gold chains look feeble, a laughing stock of Slick Rick's well-known accessories, and the only dude who stunts on King Midas. And while there are easier ways to procure ladies such as Craigslist, a brothel, or simply saying "hi," we salute you Mr. Phuge and your apparent attempt to revive the gold standard. Check the video below to check Mr. Phuge in action. Warning ladies: you might fall in love.
[via Daily Mail]