Face it, a Macintosh is still kind of something you should probably own because rain. And, clearly, one that is $1,800 is a wardrobe staple, essential and necessity wrapped in an instacop. It’s got that grosgrain and not that average Thom Browne grosgrain. No sir, this is dripped out in grosgrain—at least three times standard issue TB amount. Being nonchalant about wearing Thom Browne is like casually dating a Pirelli calendar model. Everyone knows you’re stunting, but you’re acting like it’s just another Tuesday.