Style Assessment: This extra-long North Face parka looked like it was made for someone who had to brave these temps frequently. It covered three-fourths of his body, and even if it wasn't freezing out we'd thirst after this piece.

Likelihood of Survival: His pride will be his downfall. He obviously knows how cool he looks, and readily admits that he's simply not a hat person. Who the fuck cares! Cover your dome or you won't survive to see Valentine's Day.