9. Patches O'Houlihan's Leather Bomber
Movie: Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
The funniest thing about Rip Torn—other than the fact that his name is freaking Rip, Torn—was his turn as a former dodgeball champ turned recovering piss drinker. Arguably given some of the film's best lines, his worn-in bomber jacket adorned with faded dodgeball league patches was more enviable than either outfit of Globo Gym or the Average Joes. Well, we might settle for Christina Taylor's bondage gear, if she came with it.