You had this great idea: buy clothes you can't really afford, wear them, return them, and think the employee will never notice. Wrong. When a sneaker is creased and has a dirt-filled sole, a shirt smells like cigarettes, or pants have legit honeycombs and whiskers, you're not fooling anyone. Stores sell clothes, not rent them. If you wanted to rent a suit, go to the horrible place you got your high school prom tuxedo from. It might not seem real, but stores actually have "do not return" lists full of customers who make fraudulent returns.