What to Wear to Get Laid On New Year's Eve

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Velvet Sportcoat
Buy It Now at Uniqlo, $60

This is probably one of the few nights you'll get to rock a velvet blazer, so there's no use spending a grip one. Good thing Uniqlo offers up this affordable version in a slim fit. Rock it over a pair of tweed trousers or dark denim, a buttondown, and don't forget to wear a tie. The texture is something that drunk people and lady folks will want to touch all night. Use that to your advantage.

Knit Bowtie
Buy It Now at The Tie Bar, $15

Knit Necktie
Buy It Now at J. Crew, $60

New Year's Eve is one of the times when seeing a lot of bow ties on dudes isn't a signifier that you're at a douchey party, it's just the norm. With so many folks dressed to the nines, a knit tie is a good, breezy alternative to the legions of wool and silk ties out there. Plus, their softness gives girls a reason to touch you.

Red Wing 9034
Buy It Now at Norse Store, $355

Brogues are overrated. Opt for a simpler, cleaner pair of oxford shoes. This pair from Red Wing is based on their Beckman Boot silhouette and pairs nicely with just about anything. They'll also keep your feet looking stylish on semi-awkward walks of shame on New Year's Day.

Vetyver Eau de Toilette
Buy It Now at L'Occitane,  $50

Another way to make a good impression is to smell nice. L'Occitane has been making some great scents at affordable prices. The Vetyver combines woodsy aromas with bergamot and nutmeg for a smell that's undeniably masculine without being too overpowering. Just go easy on it. You don't want to make any honey dips sneeze.

Warby Parker Duckworth Eyeglasses in Marine Slate
Buy It Now at Warby Parker, $95 

Glasses are great because they make you look smarter than you actually are. So if you're trying to bag a lady who's into things like reading and television shows that have engaging storylines not based on people getting "voted off," then you should probably have a pair. You don't even have to tell her they're not really prescription, just wear them. If you're dressed up, you'll look even better.

Shades of Grey by Micah Cohen Tuxedo Jacket
Buy It Now at Shades of Grey by Micah Cohen, $225

Shades of Grey by Micah Cohen Tuxedo Pants
Buy It Now at Shades of Grey by Micah Cohen, $115

There comes a certain point in every man's life when he should cop a tuxedo, and it should look as far away from the one you wore to prom. The fit should be right, and the lapel style should lean more towards timeless than trendy. This one is just over $300, which makes it a total steal. Throw it on for New Year's Eve and you can get into practically any party. If you're in a tux, you have a pass to pretty much act a fool, take dumps in nice hotel bathrooms, and no one will think twice. After all, you're the one that looks like you have better places to be. It also makes you look like a total boss, as well as a confident dude who can strike up conversation with any lady at the party. It makes you look stylish and classy without looking like you jumped right off of tumblr or a Hypebeast blog post.

Slim-Fit Matty Oxford Shirt
Buy It Now at Club Monaco, $65

A new year means a fresh start, and what better way to represent that than with a crisp, white shirt? Besides, champagne doesn't stain. Lipstick, however, will definitely leave a mark... but it's not like that's a bad thing.

ASOS Tassel Loafers in Suede
Buy It Now at ASOS, $74

Velvet slippers are little too precious, while penny loafers are way too casual for the occasion. Enter the tassel loafer. Somewhere between dressy and casual, they're also a decent conversation piece if you pair them with the right, dressed-up kit. It could be what sets you apart from the legions of bros out and about, and might help you seal that midnight smooch.

Malin and Goetz Eucalyptus Deodorant
Buy It Now at Malin and Goetz, $18

You can't expect to make it through NYE without breaking a sweat. All of those people cramped into tiny spaces, combined with free flowing alcohol and a modicum of dancing? That's why we highly advise you come correct with some proper deodorant, like this fancy eucalyptus jump off from Malin and Goetz. Dudes who smell just aren't attractive, yo.

Plectrum by Ben Sherman Melton Crombie in Graphite Grey
Buy It Now at Ben Sherman, $269

Throw this on over your tux and suit jacket, and keep in mind that if you take someone home, it might end up over their shoulders by the night's end. That in mind, try not to stow valuables in the pockets in case it gets lost in the coat check or due to drunkenness. But if you happen have a beauty like this melton crombie from Ben Sherman, we think you'll probably want to hang onto it for as long as possible. These also make a great impromptu blanket if you and your newfound frisky friend just drunkenly make out in a cab.