What to Wear to Get Laid On New Year's Eve

A Pair of Round Eyeglasses

Warby Parker Duckworth Eyeglasses in Marine Slate
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Glasses are great because they make you look smarter than you actually are. So if you're trying to bag a lady who's into things like reading and television shows that have engaging storylines not based on people getting "voted off," then you should probably have a pair. You don't even have to tell her they're not really prescription, just wear them. If you're dressed up, you'll look even better.

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