Warby Parker Duckworth Eyeglasses in Marine Slate
Buy It Now at Warby Parker, $95 

Glasses are great because they make you look smarter than you actually are. So if you're trying to bag a lady who's into things like reading and television shows that have engaging storylines not based on people getting "voted off," then you should probably have a pair. You don't even have to tell her they're not really prescription, just wear them. If you're dressed up, you'll look even better.