The 50 Worst Celebrity Hair Styles

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Let’s be honest here: Men’s style is a kind of a no-brainer. You don't even have to dress well to get by, and a little grooming goes a long way. People just don't expect much. Keep a clean cut, avoid bogus trends, and you’ll save yourself mounds of embarrassment decades down the line.

Who you should be embarrassed for is these guys. These are the attention whores, better known as celebrities. Whether it's spray-painted Caesars or white dudes with cornrows, leave it to those in the spotlight to step out with the most cringe-worthy ‘dos.

Sure, some styles are a product of the times. (Everyone had a bowl cut in ’88.) But it’s the extreme mullets and desperate combovers that are not only unnecessary but now immortalized in the pages of Google Images. Thanks, Internet!

With that, we present to you the 50 Worst Celebrity Hair Styles.

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50. Riding Conan O'Brien's Crimson Wave

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49. Simon Cowell May In Fact Be Wearing Sod

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48. When Joel McHale Was Bald

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47. Cristiano Ronaldo's Sad Attempt at Irony

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46. Steven Seagal's Lifelong Dream of Being Asian

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45. Steve Harvey and the World's Only Non-Hipster Mustache

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44. Busta Rhymes' Gravity-Defying Dreads

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43. The Hippie Mobster, Starring Mickey Rourke

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42. David Spade's Unsolicited Shampoo Commercial

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41. The 25-Year Part: A Mike Myers Story

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40. Justin Bieber's Helmet Swoop

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39. Paul Malignaggi Is a Douchebag Beyond Even Normal Douchebag Trends

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38. The Physics Wiz That Is Pauly D

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37. Mario Lopez, B.J.S. (Before Japanese Straightening)

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36. John Stamos' Big Break as a Fake Rockstar

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35. More '80s Embarrassment From Siegried and Roy

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34. Going Back to David Bowie's Future

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33. Jared Leto's Fauxhawk Is as Confused as His Sexuality

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32. Vanilla Ice Launches a Generation of Vertical Bangs

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31. What Lies Beneath Bret Michaels' Bandana

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30. Dee Snider's Slick Backed Perm

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29. As If It Were Possible to Make Chad Kroeger Any Lamer

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28. Stevie Wonder's Ever-Receding Braids

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27. Joe Biden's Valiant Effort to Fill In the Holes

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26. The Redneck Millionaire: Randy Johnson

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25. Justin Vernon's Hipster Combover

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24. Bow at the Thrown of Nicolas Cage's Forehead

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23. Brad Pitt's On-Again, Off-Again Love of the Scruff

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22. Mel Gibson's Colonel Sanders Moment

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21. The Don King of All Bad Hair

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20. Tim Burton Increasingly Moves Into Mad Scientist Territory

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19. Weird Al Yankovic's Curse of the Curls

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18. The Ass-Getting Anomaly That Is Adam Duritz's Dreads

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17. The Namesake Plight of Carrot Top

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16. Axl Rose's Braided Comeback

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15. Nick Nolte Wins for the Most Notorious Mug Shot of All Time

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14. The No Man's Land Between Mr.T's Mohawk and Sideburns

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13. The Platinum Dye Job Guy Fieri Will Be Buried In

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12. Russell Brand's Animal Sanctuary

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11. David Beckham's Brilliant (Drunken) Idea

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10. Andre Agassi's Infamous Tennis Toupee

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9. Keith Flint's Reverse Mohawk

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8. Ugh, This Guy: Donald Trump

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7. The Disappearing Act of Coolio's Trademark Braids

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6. Troy Polamalu's $1 Million Ringlets

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5. Billy Ray Cyrus' Contribution to Society

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4. Don't Try This Sisqo Style at Home

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3. Michael Bolton's Long Journey to Letting Go

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2. Justin Timberlake's Edible Curls

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1. Dennis Rodman's Chemistry Experiment

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