26. The Redneck Millionaire: Randy Johnson
Reminds us of: A extra from the set of Roseanne
The MLB pitcher is 6'10'' and yet his sandy mullet, worn far beyond the excusable '80s window, is still what many remember most about him. Maybe it's a personal expression thing professional athletes have with their weird hair sticking out from uniformed hats and helmets, but guys, just save yourself the trouble (and that inevitable stalactite sweat thing that happens back there).