14. The No Man's Land Between Mr.T's Mohawk and Sideburns
Reminds us of: No comment for fear of a serious ass kicking
You gotta hand it to the guy for consistency. While he may have eased up on the chains these days, his commitment to shaving his exact hair pattern (a stripe between his mohawk and his beard) for nearly 30 years is, well, possibly something he should discuss with his therapist.