Lifespan: 2005-2010
Reminds us of: Play-Doh spaghetti

Mickey Rourke had already been back on the scene for a couple of years before The Wrestler, but it wasn't until the media zoo surrounding that film that he fully adopted this rare blend of pimp meets yogi. The fedoras and scarves and vests without shirts certainly complemented the look—but they don't excuse it.