There was a monkey loose around a Toronto IKEA parking lot this weekend. If that wasn’t strange enough, the primate was dressed to the nines in a sweet double-breasted shearling coat that would put all your outerwear game to shame. And judging by the miniature size of the coat, it’s probably custom made. The monkey let himself out of his cage because "it's a smart monkey," said the owner who later claimed his pet. The cultured animal probably just wanted to purchase an EXPEDIT shelving unit to store all his luxurious leather bound books. Let him live.

[via cbc]