Don't Let Milf Nature Fool You

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I don’t know about you, but I’m finna stay warm this winter. This early December mid-50’s shit is cool for now, however I know for sure that Milf nature is just fucking with us. That saucy bitch made me look like a fool all throughout high school when I was too cool to wear hats/jackets/anything even remotely warm and I swore to myself I’d never let that shit happen again. Now that I think about it, I have no idea what I was fucking thinking. Like, which kid in my high school came up with the “it’s uncool to be warm” shit? Fucking around wearing only a hoodie when it was 10 below outside. It was THE WORST. Nowadays I’m accessorized like a motherfucker—impervious to the cold. These 100% hats from Beams Plus will help you be like me—warm and smart, but most of all they’ll help keep you from looking like a total dick.

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