Damn, Bieber. You almost converted us into believers! We were just about to look past "Swaggy" and congratulate you on becoming a well-dressed man...and then you had to go and try to make drop crotch pants a thing. Is this Scooter's fault? Is this how you're handling Selena? Come on, Justin. Leave the diaper-like jawns to your earliest YouTube videos. Also, please stop trying to dress like Michael. You ain't there yet.