Forget about crossing days off your normal calendar or iCal. Forget about little pieces of chocolate you'd rather not have. With one of these 20 Hilarious Advent Calendars for Alcoholics, you can enjoy a different sample of your favorite alcoholic beverage for each day of December leading up to the 25th. When you get there, you get the whole bottle. While they vary, we won't judge you for having an advent calendar that involves a beer, wine, or liquor obstacle to success and holiday drunkenness.