Solar Powered Lighter
It's a widely known fact that one can only be streetstyled if they're smoking. And if you're a stylish Luddite who rejects all modern technology and is attending Pitti Uomo, then this is the device for you. Light up in style harnessing the all-natural power of the sun (just like Superman!) as other chumps around you try to flick lighters and strike matches. Tell the attractive girl near you that these suckas are not nearly as green as you are, and melt her heart as the best-dressed environmentalist she's ever met.