The Chester Wallace tote, available at Archival Clothing, is, like, the adorable dude-bro of the tote bag world. He’s everything good about frat boys—convivial, always good for a joke, beer, some drugs and a Dave Matthews/Lincoln Park mixtape if you ever need it. In the case of this tote, a six pack fits in the bottom, there’s a bunch of ways to carry it, it’s waterproof, super durable and probably looks a lot better beat up. See what I mean?