Mmmmmm, old school goodness right here. Marled wool Alpaca crewneck with the ribbed collar and cuffs for your pleasure and your please alone and a promise from J.Crew that if you wear this sweater you might be as good looking as the model wearing it. I just mentioned The Alpaca Joke to my boss under the assumption that everyone had heard it. He hadn’t. So, if you haven’t either it goes like this: One alpaca says to another, “Hey man, wanna smoke some weed? ALPACA bowl!” See? Get it? He’s an alpaca saying he’ll pack the weed! Funny, right? Fuck you.