Occupation: Actor
Approximate Weight: 300+ lbs.

Looking like a modern day version of William Howard Taft, Wilford Brimley comes off as a cantankerous, heavyset older guy. That might be because of his numerous Liberty Medical commercials where he talks about his struggles with diabetes—or as he pronounces it: "die-a-beet-us." We can't think of any other man that can pull off a handlebar mustache as well as he does. And when your co-star is none other than Chuck Norris, and you're able to hold your own, that speaks volumes about how badass you are. His round-framed wire glasses are as vital to his look as his mustache, and he looks pretty great in a cowboy hat or even a casual fedora.