6. Sam Kinison
Approximate Weight: 250 lbs.
This loudmouthed funnyman was known for a) being extremely politically incorrect and b) looking like a plump Axel Rose. Whether it was a saggy beanie, beret, or many of his bandanas, Kinison's look was as anti-establishment as his material. He dressed half like a pirate, and half like a Beastie Boy. It was a boisterous style that went perfectly with his ribald humor. Not only was Kinison regularly screaming into the mic, but his loud steez helped cement his status as an icon.