4. Daryl Johnston
Daryl Johnston was another bedrock member of the Cowboys' three Super Bowls who cleared paths for Emmitt Smith for 11 seasons. When you told "Moose" to block, he blocked. So maybe when he was given duties as "color commentator," he took it too literally. His outfits are simply a gross distraction from the main event, like an old hag's tits at a classic rock concert. Johnston's outfits are so off-putting they might even cause fellow Fox commentator Tony Siragusa to lose his appetite.