No one really knows why they're here, what they do, or where they came from, but you better hope they show up. And when they do, you'll know it. For them, tonight is the night of unveiling the latest fashions these fashioney fashion fiends are bringing to the fashion party. 

The boring "It" girl will sit there yay'd up and silently be hot. Some Jeremy Scott muse will get up on the tables and set the party off. The rest of them will come out of the woodwork dressed like they're taking drugs from the year 2702 and dressed accordingly. You think they give a fuck that this event is to commemorate the 85th birthday of some editor? Just shut up and study the moves of the new dance they're doing.