The 10 Types of #Menswear Selfies On Instagram

The Shape-Up

Supplies needed: Hair, haircut
Industry standard: @superdanger 

You know how girls like to say shit like "oh god, I wish I had bangs?" This is the guy version. Dude is pretty much fishing for compliments. "Told my barber to put a number two on the sides, leave two finger lengths at the top." He's waiting for the comments to start pouring in about how suave his side part looks. And when they do, he can go about his day. After all, it's anonymous people on the Internet think he's handsome, and that's pretty legit, right?

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