Supplies needed: Floor, friend, ladder
Industry standard: @marcustroy 

At first these look like the Instagram pics of a very stylish narcoleptic. It takes you a minute to realize that this is actually a unique way to clean the floor take a photo of yourself. You might think there are two likely scenarios that led to these types of selfies: the subject either got bodied and this is the crime scene photo, or he's doing a really good impression of Homer Simpson's floor run. Don't worry if you're new to taking #menswear selfies and struggle with these advanced #laidoutbymt maneuvers. There's nowhere to go but up. Because you literally cannot get much lower than this.