The 10 Types of Black Friday Shoppers

Your Mom

Ever wonder where all those sweaters you don't want for Christmas come from? Yep, Black Friday deals. In addition to prepping the turkey dinner, mom already highlighted all the items she plans to cop for everyone from your little brother (more Webkinz) to Great Aunt Fiera (another three-flavor tub of popcorn). Here's her motherly instinct comes into play: like a lioness and her cub, she will fight anyone who comes between her and that last Tickle Me Elmo or cozy half-price Fair Isle sweater. Do not mess with this woman when she sees the perfect gift for (insert relative here), or she will catch a body.

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