Patchwork is like the new cool haircut everyone comes back with after summer vacation. If you didn’t pick up on that because as a young nerd instead of awesome lacrosse camp you went to a science explorers’ camp where you built Rube Goldberg machines, just know that you had to scramble mad fast to get whatever the cool haircut. Well, I’m helping you out here and let you know that you need to patchwork the fuck out your wardrobe, bruh bruh. Make it sashiko if you got it. Thank you, Blue Blue, for teaching us how to take an ordinary chore coat and make it next level. PUT A PATCH ON IT!