How about this Denim Demon belt in raw leather cause that’s how ODB liked it? This handmade, woven leather belt features a Sami pattern. Who are the Sami people? WHAT ARE WE? FUCKING GOOGLE? Stop being so lazy, man. Maybe you should stop looking at porn and Italian men in suits and scarves and start looking at Wikipedia or, better yet, an Encyclopedia Britannica. Do you remember encyclopedias? I had a rich friend that had the whole collection, A-Z with the APPENDIX. We just used them to look up "breast" and "gun" though. Who knew it would foreshadow my future utilization of the most accessible font of knowledge since the library at Alexandria. Also, the Sami people "are the indigenous people inhabiting the Arctic area of Sápmi, which today encompasses parts of far northern Sweden, Norway, Finland, the Kola Peninsula of Russia, and the border area between south and middle Sweden and Norway." SNORE.