My bald head was fucking freezing this morning. So, naturally I’m writing about wool hats. Don’t you feel warmer just looking at these Maiami basic caps available at HICKOREES? No? Good because if you did you need to take your computer off your lap for at least ten minutes. Don’t you want kids someday? It’s bad enough our cellphones are irradiating our nuts everyday via our pockets, no reason to cook the boys on top of it. THIS IS THE PRICE WE PAY FOR CONSTANT INTERNET ACCESS. At the very least our heads will be warmer for it.