Have you guys heard? It's Cyber Monday and Mr. Porter is having a sale and they’re kicking things off right! I’m talking about steals, people. Everything you could ever want for amazing prices. $3,700 Gucci bags are 30% off! That’s only $2,590! That’s nothing but a semester’s tuition at my unranked state school. Straight peasantry. Seriously, nothing says, “ I’m bringing metrosexual back” like a Gucci briefcase. High Fashion. Let's cyber!