Alpha Nail Wants You to Wear Nail Polish, Bro

Reason #4: "Cover Up"

Alpha Nail's Reason: Nobody Likes The Fugly

Complex's Reason: Your feet probably take a beating from kicking the shit out of life's ass. Not to worry, bro. Alpha Nail empathizes, and is here for you. It usually doesn't matter since the girls you're taking to Pound Town are too wasted to notice your feet, but sometimes Alphas have self-confidence issues, too. And that's cool. *Bro Hug*

Ideal Color: Burnin' Rubber

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