Selling your shit can be a stressful process. If it's a garage sale, you have to schedule it, get permits for certain areas, move everything out, and decide on prices. If it's an entire house that needs selling, the to-do list is infinitely longer. Either way, you need to make signs to attract buyers.
Sometimes personal problems get in the way of business, making the signs emotional banners. Other times, sign-makers have good intentions, but their message gets lost in translation. Intentional or not, we find pleasure in the misfortunes of others, so we compiled this list of 25 Hilariously Inappropriate "For Sale" Signs.