What we have here is a chest version of what guys call "the roman helmet." It’s pretty awesome and hilarious, but the question is would you buy your girl one? The official product name reads ASOS Blouse With Contrast Piping, but one look at the thing and you get the idea why it’s been dubbed "The Penis Blouse."
It's even got its own Twitter hashtag: #penisblouse. How the designers missed this huge detail we don’t know, but we’re pretty sure they’re off the hook since ASOS is playing along with the joke and using it as a marketing ploy. If you and your girl appreciate a good laugh, cop the shirt on the ASOS website. No word yet on coordinating pearl necklace.