Hedging Like A Young Madoff

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BREAKING EURO TEAM UP NEWS TO REPORT! Oi Polloi and Norse Projects got their evil geniuses together and created this 100% lambswool sweater with canvas patches and chest pocket. Stay warm and keep your illegal stash on you at the same damn time. Laugh and complain about yet another "at the same damn time" joke at the same damn time! See what I just did there? Catch me hedging my jokes like a young Madoff. Buy it from Oi Polloi for 136 GBP. Do the conversion yourself and prove your eighth grade teacher right—despite the advances in technology, simple math is a daily requirement.

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