What To Buy: "I Fucking Love You" Engraved Valentine's Day Card, $5

If you've been lurking the online menswear circles, you have probably come across Ted Harrington, owner and rabble-rouser of Terrapin Stationers. As quirky as its owner, these stationery pieces offer an alternative message to friends, family, and loved ones for the vulgar nature in us all. Don't listen to us; listen to Terrapin's die-hard fans, Marc Jacobs or A Continuous Lean's Michael Williams.