We Know What You Really Mean When You Say You're "Going Green"

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Hey do you need a new Fashion's Night Out/Fashion Week outfit? Don’t call your "kits" outfits? Well, if you’re planning what to wear for events in which you look at clothes, you need to stop worrying about calling them outfits and fucking relax. I know you want to wear that new wool blouson, but c’mon, it’s the beginning of September. And if there’s one thing all designers/labels/boutiques skimp on it’s the A/C. I mean, seriously, you can afford those rare, pygmy goats from Mongolia for that boiled cashmere collection, but you can’t afford to keep a 250 square foot space on Eldridge below 85 degrees? AND DON’T SAY YOU’RE GOING GREEN. I TELL PEOPLE THAT WHEN THEY ASK ME FOR A BUSINESS CARD AND I DON’T WANT TO ADMIT I’M SUCH A FUCKING DEGENERATE THAT I DON’T EVEN HAVE A SHITTY CARD FROM VISTA PRINT I DESIGNED IN MS PAINT. Grab some last minute Spring/Summer gear so you aren’t the sweaty guy at the party. Left Field’s got your back—almost their entire S/S collection is on sale right now.

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