The "Hitch Pole" by Platinum Stages is a portable stripper pole that can be attached to the ball hitch of any truck or SUV. Measuring 3 foot x 3 foot and floating 5 feet from the ground, this polished stainless steel design is perfect for any daring exhibitionist on the go. Yours for $399, hit the thumbs for a detailed look. 

[via IncredibleThings]